Last Weekend

My weekend was CRAZY! I was doing my thing(brushing my hair) when some crazy chick wanted to climb my HAIR! My HAIR! Sure my hair is like 100 feet long but i dont want some chick who stole me at birth to CLIMB it! What is WRONG with people these days!? I don't want to be bald! She was like, 'Rapunzel,Rapunzel, let down your hair!' like she could all demand me to let down my luscious hair! So I was like, 'Stop, no tresspassing!' and she was like, 'Rapunzel,Rapunzel, let down your hair!' like she couldn't hear me! Sure im like 100 feet in the air but that dosen't mean shes deaf all of a sudden! So I said, 'Did I stutter?! No!'. But that didn't stop her! 'Rapunzel,Rapunzel, let down your hair!'. She kept on chanting. I didn't want that old hag to be standing out my only window all day so I let down my hair as she yanked herself up. 'Ouch!' I said. She was carrying a satchel. She reached her hand in the satchel and pulled out a pair of scisscors! Scissors! 'I just got my barbers liscence today!' She announced like she was Zues or something.'How wonderful...' I said weakly. Don't cut my hair, I thought. She turned to me. 'Rapunzel,' she said, 'Can I cut your hair?'. Cut your hair. Cut your hair, the words haunted me. I couldnt tell what I stuttered next. Probably something very intelligent like 'Ahhhh...Uhhh?'. She probably thought I said 'Uh huh!' because next thing i knew she was layerng and braiding and curling and straightening and weaving and crimping and all that other stuff. Just got her barber liscence was RIGHT! It was horrible! My hair was more damaged than Optimus Prime! So that night, she left. She accidently also left her barber scissors. I just finished cutting off my hair. I was bald and hideous! Then some 'prince' guy wanted to climb my tower like we were going to fall in love. He was like 'Rapunzel,Rapunzel, let down your hair!' and I said, 'Prince, prince, I HAVE no hair!'